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Chapter 2
AlleyCat: I can’t wait to see you. I hope you are ready to be swept off your
feet.
Jewels: You sound very confident. I’ll warn you, you’ll have to have a pretty
big broom to sweep me off my feet. I’m not easily impressed.
AlleyCat: I am pretty secure in my broom size.
Jewels: Well good.
Then I will see you soon.
AlleyCat: 7pm sharp.
So if you haven’t guessed from the snippet of our latest
chat session I have a date tonight with Alex.
I am going to contain my hallelujah until after the date, but I am so
ready for this. If you couldn’t tell
from my shameless flirting it has been way to long. It is 1pm now which gives me about six hours
to get ready.
*****
The House of Zen Spa and Beauty Salon. I have been avoiding
this place like the plague recently.
Mrs. Lee can be worse than my mother when it comes to asking about why
I’m not married with a farm full of children.
I swear the woman has mastered the art of making you feel soul crushing
failure with one look. Despite me
finally having a legitimate date to tell her about I can’t help but feel
nervous as I stand here with my hand on the door. You can do this Julia, just
suck it up and open the door. Well here
we go.
“Julia! So good to see you. You no come see Mrs. Lee no more. How come?”
“Hi Mrs. Lee. I have just been busy lately.”
“Busy with that job that let you
talk to men, but no get you boyfriend?”
“Well actually I have a date
tonight. That’s why I came.”
“What? You have date! Then come let me take a look at you.” Here it comes. The critical assessment that
makes you want to wrap up in a ball and hide in your home to save the world
from your hideousness. “Hmm. You need
full treatment. Head to toes. You look
like you part bear. When the last time
you shave mustache? Follow Tina she fix you up real nice.”
That actually wasn’t that bad. I can live with it. I can
admit I haven’t shaved in a month or two or twelve. Mrs. Lee and her staff are the best of the
best so I have no doubt she can work a miracle on me. Let the torture session begin.
*****
As I look at myself in the mirror, four painful hours later,
I must say damn I’m hot. These people
must have magical powers. I almost want
to kiss myself. All it took was a wash
and set, make-up lesson, pedicure, manicure, eyebrow wax, mustache tweeze, and
Brazilian wax. I’ll admit the later
almost didn’t happen. If it wasn’t for Tina’s bionic strength I might have
escaped. Who knew the five foot woman had
it in her.
“How much do I owe you Mrs. Lee?”
“One-twenty for everything and a
picture of your first baby.” Oh, yeah
the other reason why I never come here is because it’s too expensive.
“Here you go and it’s only a first
date. Might be a while until you get those pictures.”
“Girl you smokin hot. It your last first date.”
“I hope you’re right. I’ll let you know how it goes. See you later.”
*****
Alright Julia get a grip girl. It is only six forty-five. He is not going to be here until seven
o’clock. Don’t be nervous you look
great. Speaking of which, how is my make-up? No! Don’t you look in that mirror.
You have checked yourself five times already.
Fine, well I at least need to pace. But if I pace I might get
sweaty. Well I’m already getting sweaty
just sitting here. I need a glass of
water. Yeah that’s it water. *knock,
knock* That’s Alex. He’s here. Ok no
water then. Now what? Duh, I need to answer the door. Walk calmly to the door. Okay I am here at
the door, deep breath, now open.
“Holy shit you are sexy.”
“Why thank you.”
“Oh. You’re welcome.”
Did I just say that out loud? Oh my God I did. I couldn’t help it. He looked good in his online pictures but
they could not prepare me for the real thing.
Perfectly spiked blond hair, powder blue eyes, killer smile with
impeccably straight white teeth, flawless smooth skin and his face is almost
more beautiful than handsome. This must
be what angels look like. I am literally getting horny just looking at him.
Please, please, please let that broom innuendo be true. Good job picking the red thong. Okay just play it cool and don’t get
flustered.
“So, where are you taking me
tonight?”
“I was thinking about dinner at Le
Blue, then possibly a walk on the pier.
After that we can just see where the evening takes us. And by the way you look absolutely radiant
yourself. Shall we?”
Wow he is smooth.
Great restaurant, open ended possibilities for the evening, well placed
compliment, and an outstretched elbow for me to grab. This has the potential to turn into a great
night. Remember just be yourself, you
can handle him. “Lead the way.”
****
I can’t believe this is happening. I have literally just
been wined and dined like a princess.
Now we are holding hands walking on the beach. It’s so cute and sexy at the same time. Get
out of your head and pay attention to the conversation. Oh crap I think it’s
your turn to speak. What did he just say?
That’s right hot dog eating contest.
“I don’t believe you. No seven year old can eat forty-three hot
dogs in one sitting.”
“I swear to you I did. I was the
youngest hot god eating champ in my town.”
“You truly are amazing Alex. First you take me to a wonderful restaurant
and are able to engage me in a continual stream of great conversation. Now you have me walking bare foot in the
sand. This has been a lot of fun. I
don’t think I have laughed this much in a long time.”
“Well it is easy when you have such
a lovely muse to inspire you to be at your best.”
That was exactly the right thing to say. I think my body
temperature just jumped twelve degrees. Don’t jump his bones, don’t jump his
bones, don’t… screw it I’m jumping his bones. That’s right, look pleasantly
surprised while I grab your shirt and pull you into the best kiss of your life.
His lips taste so wonderful. They are so soft and supple. I think I might cum just from kissing him.
His hands feel so smooth as they make their way up my thighs. Now his lips are making their way down my
neck and behind my ear. Yes, just a few
more inches to the left. I am going
through sensory overload. It’s like he
knows all the right places to touch. Why
do we have so many clothes on? He feels
absolutely delicious to touch. Rock solid abs and…
“What the hell? You have breasts?”
“Umm. Wait let me explain!”
“Explain? This can’t be happening.”
“Please listen to me Julia.”
“Alex, or whoever you are, it would
be in your best interest not to touch or speak to me right now.”
Alex is a woman? How can this be? I knew he was too perfect
to be a man. Knowing exactly what to
say, where and when to touch me. And
his, or her, face should have been a dead giveaway. She was more beautiful than me. I should have seen this coming but I wanted
it too much. I need to get out of here.
“Wait Julia.”
“Wait Julia.”
“Don’t you come near me!”
“Please. At least let me give you a ride home.”
“Hell no! I can catch a cab.”
Just keep moving Julia. Don’t look back. You can fall apart at home, but for now just
keep your head up and keep moving forward.
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